Tiger Woods Ya'll...

So there are now reports that sound pretty accurate about how everything went down between Tiger and Elin. To summarize a bit, Tiger denied having an affair and even went so far as to have Elin talk on the phone to Rachel Utichel and confirm it. She didn't buy it and argued until Tiger decided the best way to end the argument was to take an Ambien and sleep it off. Well like any suspicious woman would do, after he fell asleep she checked his phone and saw a text he sent someone (she assumed it was Rachel) saying "You're the only one I've loved." Elin then texted Rachel pretending to be Tiger and then called her and found out who it was. [This is when things get silly] Elin then wakes up Tiger and screams at him and he responds by locking himself in the bathroom (that was what I used to do when Other Guy would beat me up when we were little). He then apparently texted her in the bathroom and when he came out she beat him up and chased him out of the house with a golf club which is when he got into his famed accident.

First of all, Tiger is one scandalous dude with little to no scruples. How do you carry on affairs forever, then look someone in the eye and lie to them and then have them talk on the phone to your mistress?! Who does that?! People have affairs, I get that, but why on earth would he think letting them speak to each other was a good idea? This is the part of life that he missed on by spending a life so focused on one thing and not learning about anything else, like how to be a person.

The PGA season started a few weeks ago. I bet you didn't know that. Probably because Tiger isn't playing in any tournaments. There have been a few players who have suggested that Tiger needs to release another statement and hurry up and resolve something so the PGA doesn't suffer any longer. They have already lost sponsorship for a couple tournaments and TV ratings will suffer a ton if he doesn't play in a major. Tiger really screwed the pooch on this one, but still I feel for the guy. I mean he's a bad dude, but he is the greatest thing that ever happened to golf and the Tiger Woods Foundation rasied a lot of money and did a lot of work for charity, and it's sad what this has done to him and the effect it will have on everything he has his hand in.

I guess the moral of the story is don't cheat, or if you marry someone and you don't care about her, make sure she feels the same way...

Go big.

-M, p, z & shredder