Thursday, October 28, 2010

Charlie Sheen...

As Mark Twain thoughtfully pointed out to me, I forgot to mention something that I love bringing up. Charlie Sheen threw another log on my hate fire yesterday as he was once again the subject of being a terrible human being and a plight on the universe, and yet again, he gets away without even a slap on the wrist. For those who haven't heard, he once again wound up drunk and high off of cocaine. This time he trashed his room at the Plaza Hotel and some reports have him being naked and alone (like an asshole) when the cops came to his room. Apparently the hotel isn't pressing charges which is a shame.

On the plus side, he's still technically on probation from his last domestic abuse charge (when he held a knife to his wife's throat - on Christmas - and didn't go to jail) and I'm hoping a judge will see him being drunk and coked out as some sort of violation of his probation. If there's Vegas odds on this, I'm banking on this fucker not going to jail. Why do people like him? How can he keep getting away with this? It's not right. Lindsay Lohan, no saint herself, has done far less in her life and been far less reckless and endangered far fewer people, yet somehow has gone to jail for every little thing she does. And at least she's a talented actress who, once upon a time, was smoking hot.

I just don't get it. Mostly I don't get why anyone likes him, the worst show in the history of television, and his dumb haircut. He needs to overdose, but not so he dies, just so he can't walk anymore or something equally terrible. Either that or have an Agent come in from the Matrix and cover his mouth permanently.

Erase the hate. I'm out. Go big.

-M, p, z & shredder

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Movie News...

Good news out there for you movie fans. 3 interesting little tidbits making their rounds today are very exciting to nerds and maybe even a few other people. We'll start with the biggest.

Warner Bros. announced the official new Batman title. Apparently it's, "The Dark Knight Rises." I'm pretty happy with that. If this is indeed Nolan's last outing at the helm for Batman, it sounds like it'll have somewhat of an ending. Either that or hopefully he sets it up where he can do a 4th one. And a 5th. And then a crossover called 'Batman: Inception' where Batman pulls an inception on all the bad guys but has to fight them in different dream levels. That would be ridiculous. Also Nolan squashed any hopes of seeing The Riddler, but I assume that Two Face will be back and also another fine cameo from The Scarecrow.

Second, James Cameron has finally confirmed shooting dates for the Avatar sequels. We'll be seeing 2 and 3 in 2014 and 2015. I can't wait. I loved Avatar and if he can make them as engrossing as that was, and as stunningly beautiful, then he'll have another couple billion dollars to his name.

Lastly, a few random things. 22 days until the new Harry Potter. Most of you don't care about that, but I'll be waiting on the edge of my seat until then. Also, Tony Scott has announced he's going to make Top Gun 2 which is pretty dumb, but the plot seems ok. It's about how technology has changed the Air Force and how it's about computer savvy nerds who now fly unmanned drones. It would be much cooler if it was about Maverick being called back for one last mission and they unfroze Goose's preserved body to fly with him.

Anyway, that's it. I'm out. Go big.

-M, p, z & shredder

Monday, October 25, 2010

Today in WTF News...

So, you know Hiccup-girl? Apparently she really is crazy. I figured she had something going on after reading a long time ago that there was no medical reason for her hiccups. Anyway, she's wanted for murder.

WTF, girl?

Go big.

-M, p, z & shredder

Sunday, October 24, 2010

Nicole R...

While yelping the other day, I came across my new enemy. She's the absolute worst. Read her reviews, it'll make you want to punch her in the face. Examples:

About a gym:
Its never TOO crowded, but got pretty bad back in january when all the new years resolutions people started coming. But thats over and they are back to their fatty ways.

About a bar:
There was a large group of Young men in Affliction/Ed hardy gear who were quite an eyesore. I asked one of them why he had a large eagle on his button down, to which he replied "this is old, i just threw it on to come out." I told him i thought it would be nice if more men wore a nice shirt and suit jacket to come out and suggested he take a trip to banana republic ASAP. He said he had never been there and only wears that stuff to funerals. God, why are some people so clueless?

About a restaurant:
Attracts people from the suburbs, lots of fake sushi covered in mayo and cream cheese (ew), cooked fish etc. AND to make it worse, they have turned into a chain that has locations in the burbs. EW EW EW.

I'm officially going to turn the internet into my tool to making this girl feel miserable. I don't know how or what I'm doing yet, but stay tuned. Anyone who uses the word 'ew' is a shitty human being and a raging bitch.

Go big.

-M, p, z & shredder

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Western Spaghetti...

I've been meaning to share this with you kids but keep forgetting. It's awesome.

Go big.

-M, p, z & shredder

Do You Have The Day Off?...

Sorry for the delay. I've been swamped with school during the week and sports during the weekend. But I return to you now, in your hour of need. With a tale of great hilarity.

So yesterday I was in the gym gettin my swoll on as usual. I was working next to the lat pull down bar and this guy pointed to the bar to ask if I was using it (I had headphones on so I couldn't hear him). Then about ten minutes later, he eye contacts me into taking out my headphones because he has to ask me something. He says, "Do you have the day off today?" I explain to him that I'm in school and I don't usually get there until around 11. I have never seen nor said anything to this guy before and thought it was a bit strange that he would ask that out of the blue but didn't think much else of it.

After my work out, I headed down to the locker room to check my weight while simultaneously trying to avoid eye contact with any penises. So I'm weighing myself (159.4 - ugh, I can't, for the life of me, stay above 162 for a week) and I hear two guys in the back (my headphones were on but my music was off) discussing what happened to me. Apparently in the gay neighborhood I live in, asking someone if they have the day off is basically asking them if they want a little afternoon delight.

Good thing I said I didn't have the day off.

Much more to come soon. Go big.

-M, p, z & shredder

Sunday, October 03, 2010

Extreme Two Three...

Just a few randoms going through my mind today to share with you.

What's the deal with shaving cream? Why are there so many different kinds. I ran out of razors for my Gillette Fusion and decided to take the opportunity to make the switch to the new Fusion ProGlide which is supposed to make shaving suck less. After one shave I'm impressed but we'll see how it holds up after repeated uses. I will say that it's better at getting the hard to reach hairs right under your nose. While I was in the aisle I was looking at all the different shaving creams and recalled something Socrates once mentioned during college about toothpaste. He wanted to know why there are so many types of toothpaste when they all do the same thing with the same ingredients. While I can understand some variety in toothpaste, it's even more ridiculous in shaving cream. There should be two options: cream or gel. Not 'Gillette Fusion HydraGel Pure & Sensitive.' What the f*ck is HydraGel?

Back to the Future is getting a limited re-release to celebrate the 25th anniversary so if you're lucky enough to have it playing in a theater near you, you should check it out. It's definitely one of the greatest trilogies ever though some people would argue that the third one isn't nearly as good as the first two.

I love the Jersey Shore. I mean, the drama is completely ridiculous and I can't stand any of the girls in the house, but the dudes are awesome. And not even all of them. I've said this quite a bit before, but if they make a show with just Pauly D and the Situation (and call it that as well) I would buy that on dvd. That would probably be the funniest buddy-buddy comedy since Rob & Big. They are so ridiculous and yet so much like how most guys act that you can't help but see everything from their point of view and agree with them about everything. Maybe a lot of it is me being vain and loving myself as much as they love themselves, but aside from all the tanning and sexual promiscuity, they pretty much act like dudes who just wanna fun which I completely understand.

(video courtesy Kingsford - I am in love with this song now)

Anyway, more tomorrow. Go big.

-M, p, z & shredder